Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?A.. Keep it in the cow.
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.� The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (WTF)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q. What is a seizure?
Julius Seizure, ( came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Most of these answers are fibulas. But I do agree with a few of them.
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