LOUD SEX:A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and myhusband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said,"that's completely natural. I don't seewhat the problem is."
"The problem is,"she complained, "It wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX:Tired of a listless sex life, the mancame right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,"How come you never tell me whenyou have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
