Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Horse Jokes

Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.

Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Q: Where do horses get their hair done?
A: Maine.

Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!

Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture

Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

Q: What do you call a noisy horse?
A: A herd animal.

Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"