Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A: Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Q: Did you hear about the Amish Flu?
A: There are only two symptoms. First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.
Q: Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?
A: He was driving her buggy.
Q: What goes clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang bang bang?
A: Amish driveby shooting.
Q: Why don't the Amish water ski?
A: Because the horses would drown.
Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?
A: They keep falling off the wagon.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A mechanic.
Q: What's an Amish woman's favorite sexual fantasy?
A: Two Mennonites.
Q: How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?
A: Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?
Q: What's the difference between an Amish girl and a water buffalo?
A: About 12 pounds of hair.
Q: What's the difference between an Amish boy and a rock?
A: The rock moves faster.
Q: Why don't Amish women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They refuse to bare arms.
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in an Amish Church?
A: A visitor.
I think the one about the Amish mechanic is true.
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